Former All-Pro Defensive Tackle Warren Sapp filed bankruptcy. Bankruptcy. He made approximately $80 million during his pro career and has only been gone from the game for a few years, and now he is bankrupt. And it wasn’t because of a huge financial tragedy. Among his so-called assets:

1. 240 pairs of Jordan sneakers and sandals.

2. A lion skin rug … from the Walmart Kenya collection valued at $1,200.

If anyone is wondering why this dumbass is broke, wonder no more. Funny thing is, I was reading an article online where some dumbass, probably Warren Sapp in disguise, was chastising people making fun of Sapp. The moron said, “You people don’t know what you are talking about saying he blew $100 million. With taxes and all he probably only got half that after the government took their share and then he had to pay alimony and child support.”

And hold on, ‘cause this one had me rolling -  “And why does he have to pay $50,000 a month for that … no one deserves that much of his money.”

So he only blew about $50 million. Stupid me. And he had to actually pay the government taxes so his fat ass can drive his many vehicles on public roads and benefit from the freedoms that he enjoys courtesy of the U.S.Government. Silly me. AND THE NERVE OF THE COURTs to make that fat punk pay for the offspring he was so generous to grace the rest of us with.

Lamar Odom has completely flamed out. He was the 6th man of the year last year and this year…..he gets put on the inactive list before the season ends while his team is preparing to defend a title. I don’t get it. Some of these athletes have no heart. No  character and no heart.

University of Arkansas got what it deserved.  When the Razorbacks took that lowlife Bobby Petrino from the Falcons and made him Head Football Coach, he exhibited very little class or character. I still remember him ducking out of the Falcons job and writing notes that he left on the players’ lockers as he left like the Baltimore Colts in the middle of the night. And the very same morning he was on TV doing the “Razorback Hog Call” at a press conference.

I wrote then that he was a person I wouldn’t hire to run my organization. If he screwed another organization to get to yours, he will sctrew you, too.

What Petrino was screwing this time was a 25-year old Arkansas alum female, whiom he had hired to run some portion of the football program.

Can’t imagine how she beat out the other 250 applicants for the job.

A company just took over running a golf tournament in Mississippi. They had a press release that stated: All the stars on the PGA Tour including Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Phil Mickelson, Vijay Singh, Dustin Johnson, Keegan Bradley, Bubba Watson and more are expected to compete for the $3 million purse. The tournament will feature a standard eligibility field of 132 players and 72 holes of stroke play. Past champions of the tournament include Fred Funk (2004), John Huston (2003), Steve Lowery (2000), the reigning FedEx Cup champion Bill Haas (2010) and the current No. 1 in the world ranking, Luke Donald (2002).

Now the company that is taking over this tournament is new to this event, but even a novice golf tournament director would realize that the TRUE SOUTH CLASSIC is held in Mississippi the same week as … the British Open.OOPS. When they did realize it, they released the following statement: Due to an error in the previously sent press release, this sentence should have been omitted: ‘All the stars on the PGA Tour including Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Phil Mickelson, Vijay Singh, Dustin Johnson, Keegan Bradley, Bubba Watson and more are expected to compete for the $3 million purse.’

Skip Bayless got punked on national TV, courtesy of Jalen Rose.

Skip Bayless is a sportscaster and someone who comes on TV and blasts every single athlete who is popular and famous just to create shock. He is the sports equivalent of Rush Limbaugh. A bunch of lies and hypocrisy. It has long humored and irritated me that ESPN employs that jackass. He has been relentless in his attacks on Tiger Woods (even when Tiger was dominating golf) and many others. Now he is crucifying Oklahoma City point guard Russell Westbrook relentlessly. And his belief that athletes have to come on his stupid show and as he says “defend themselves “ against his relentless attacks makes me want to hit him in the mouth. Like an athlete needs to come on your show to disprove your ridiculous opinions of them?

But in his attacks on Russell Westbrook, Skip Clueless went on and on about how he started for his high school basketball team and led them to the state finals but his problem was he was a “Pete Maravich” type that shot too much and learned his lesson the hard way that a point guard can’t play that way.

It sounded like Bayless was Jimmy Chitwood himself playing point guard in the movie “Hoosiers.”

Well, Jalen Rose probably got tired of sitting there listening to Bayless bash basketball players when he has no real basketball knowledge, so he ate his ass up the other day.

He found some research that indicated Skip Bayless played for his varsity basketball team ONLY his senior year. Clueless played in only 15 of his team’s 22 games … hmmm, starter?? And scored fewer points (1.4 points per game) than ANY player on his team his senior season.

Skip fumbled and stuttered while Rose ate him up. And the best thing is he got his ass-whipping on national TV.

To hear him consider himself a Pistol-Pete type on national TV and then find out he scored less than 2 points a game was priceless. Pistol Pete? Yeah and I am Wilt Chamberlain with my sexual exploits. I have slept with more than 11,000 women in my life … if you count Vanessa Del Rio, Ginger Lynn, Nina Hartley, Angel Kelly, Jynx Maze, Kelly Divine, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire …ohhhhhh. Watching Porn doesn’t count? Damn.

A BIG THANK YOU to Jalen Rose for one of the happiest TV moments of my life.