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In honor of the start of the 2012 Major League Baseball season, The Sheet may as well give some kudos to Inyo County Administrator Kevin Carunchio. For he appears to have all but stolen home from his northern neighbors. Carunchio is apparently close to a deal with Mammoth Brewing Company that would site the Brewery’s [...]

The latest from the creator of the “Kiss My Black Pass”  bumper sticker. 

By Clouds McCloud Aries: With your ruling planet of Mars about to take a positive turn, it’s more important than ever to keep on trucking along — especially if you’re sharing the cab with co-workers who don’t pull their weight or have the attitudes of wet cats. The worm, as they say, has turned for [...]

If you win Friday’s Mega Millions jackpot, would you use some of your winnings to bail out the Town?  “No. I’d buy a house for both my sisters, put $1 million in my stepmother’s bank account and get Sue the hell out of here.”  - Jill Norton                   [...]

The following (after the line below) is my ode to April Fool’s Day. In actual news, Geisel attended a special Town Council meeting on Thursday to protest the Town’s continued series of closed session meetings, arguing that the airport litigation is over so you can’t hold closed session meetings under the pretext that litigation is [...]

By Clouds McCloud Aries: In honor of your latest birthday, please give yourself the gift of a new, daily positive ritual—besides surfing the net for unmentionables. To help, here are a couple suggestions: 1) Stand in front of a mirror wearing nothing but a smile and say, “You are one smoking hot piece of booty!” [...]

Supervisor recaps last week’s meeting This past Tuesday, the Mono County Board of Supervisors approved renewal of seven management employee contracts costing $1,372,220 (average $196,031 each).  The lowest cost contract is $158,193, the highest is $241,667.  The salary portion of these contracts is $809,868 (average $115,695 or $9,641/mo.).  The benefits/retirement cost is $562,352 (average $80,336 [...]

By Clouds McCloud Aries: Now that spring and your latest birthday are back in season, spend time really thinking about what you want for the next year. If you’ll be thankful for all you already have and for what you’d like to have (love, promotion, employment, an incredibly active amorous life, etc), you’re certain to [...]

By Barry Casselman This presidential campaign season is showing more and more signs that it is going to be a watershed event. It is breaking certain patterns from recent elections while at the same time confirming other patterns associated with past electoral turning points. Moreover, its calendar journey through the primaries and caucuses, on the [...]

By Clouds McCloud Pisces: In honor of the latest St. Paddy’s day, Clouds will share good luck aspects for every sign. Therefore, your lucky day is Friday. Your lucky number is 6. Your lucky Irish blessing is, “May your pockets always be heavy and your heart always be light. May good luck pursue you each [...]