Act like you’ve been there before
I have already told you the Steelers beat the Packers 33-31 in the Super Bowl. But this week: Steelers 23, Ravens 13. Pats 27, Jets 16, Packers 30, Falcons 20, Bears 29, Seabitches 12.
Last week’s observations:
The Seattle Seabitches beat the New Orleans Saints. That is just sad. You are the defending Super Bowl Champs and you lose to a sorry ass 7-9 team that shouldn’t even have been in the playoffs? Don’t watch the game film. Just get your sorry asses home.
Michael Vick. Just like I predicted, by the end of the season he was beat up and tired.
Matt Cassel. New nickname: Sand Cassel. Bring in the tide and he washes away. The Ravens took away the run and he threw more picks than Judge Smails’s son, Spaulding.
Peyton Manning is a mediocre playoff QB. His career record is now 9-10. For all his regular season greatness, he still makes bad decisions in the playoffs. Sometimes Peyton, when it is 3rd and 3, you just need 3 yards. Quit trying to get 14 and 15.
I hope the Patriots mash the Jets. I can’t stand the Pats, but I abhor the Jets. The Colts let ‘em stay in the playoffs by playing a terrible game last week. And all Jet Coach Rex Ryan could talk about afterward was how “HE” finally beat Peyton Manning. Then after the game he immediately declared the next week’s game was “HIM” versus New England Coach Bill Belichick.
Then Ryan talked about how Patriot three-time Super Bowl-winning QB Tom Brady “needs help from his coach” while Manning can run the offense by himself.
Then Jet CB Antonio “8 kids from 8 different women” Cromartie, whose character is about as suspect as they come, uses expletives to describe Brady and dares him to throw his way.
Why the Jets can’t figure out how to be professionals is easy to explain. They have terrible leadership. Their coach is given free reign to act like a jackass by upper management. They are going to implode and I am going to love it.
It occurs to me why the Jets accept this behavior. They are not used to winning. Rex Ryan with 3 playoff wins is.the winningest coach in team history. QB Mark Sanchez is the winningest playoff QB in team history, also with three. Think about that. With 2 or 3 playoff wins, they are team legends. Some teams have more Super Bowl titles than these morons have playoff wins.
They are okay with the lack of discipline and professionalism ‘cause of some minor success. But this will end badly. It will be a train wreck. Just like the Vikings fiasco. And the Jets will be left with a bunch of overpaid deviants no one else wants to coach.
After his former team got pounded by the Lakers 112-57, LeBron James tweeted that such a humiliation was “karma.” Even more strangely, he made it a God thing. James tweeted:
“Crazy. Karma is a bitch. Gets you every time. It’s not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!’’
When the Heat were losing, James had nothing to say about the Cavs. Now that the Heat are winning, he has time to worry about Karma.
I find it utterly hilarious that he will say something is a bitch and how God is watching in the very next sentence. He is a complete dumbass.
After this tweet, the Heat went out and lost to the Clippers and LeBron limped off the court with a sprained ankle. Ain’t that a bitch. Maybe God was watching your punk ass after all.
LeBron is now backing off his tweet, saying be wasn’t even talking about the Cavs. And that he didn’t write it … just forwarded it.
The league should put a muzzle on that dumbass. He can’t be the face of the league.
That’s it for now. God is watching and I don’t want him to see what I am thinking about doing on the computer now.