The season has begun

The season has begun. Week 6 is over. Now this week you will see some real s%^$ come to light. On with the picks:

Seahawks at Cards. ‘Hawks don’t play well in Arizona and the offense has been a little sluggish … but the Cards are starting Carson Daly Palmer. Palmer throws a pick six and blames the peanut vendor. I bet if you dipped his ass in some Hershey’s Milk Chocolate, he would be cut quicker than a BLOOD AT A CRIP PARTY. ‘Hawks 26, Cards 13.

Chargers  34, Jags 13. What do the Jags spend their time doing when they should be practicing? The Jags have iPads with playbooks on them like all the other teams. Management must not be blocking the porn sites, that or the porn sites are spreading viruses through the iPad to the QBs brain. If I had the NFL package because I was a Jags fan living out of the area, I would use the dish as a WOK to do stir fry in and cancel the subscription immediately.

Patriots 31, Jets 15. Tom Brady is killing my fantasy team. KILLING ME. The Pats are the worst 5-1 team ever. Give them credit for grinding it out, but there must be a leprechaun shoved up Belichick’s ass this year. In fact, there must be a bunch of them running around Boston after seeing the Pats and Red Sox pull off ridiculous comebacks last Sunday.

Cowboys 41, Eagles 36. Chip Kelly should realize something Andy Reid could never figure out … .MIchael Vick is done as a starting QB. I know Nick Foles looks like Jeff Spicoli’s brother and I don’t think he is worth a damn, but the team is doomed if it counts on Vick’s ancient, turnover-prone ass. Play Foles and move on. And for the love of the football gods, please hire a defensive coordinator and quit playing dominoes during defensive meetings.

Bears vs Skins in the MOST OVERRATED TEAMS AND QBS IN THE LEAGUE MATCHUP OF THE WEEK. Why is Mike Shanahan not on the smoking coaches list? Bears win 30-17 behind Jeff George, er, Jay Cutler.

Niners 20, Titans 13. Ryan Turnover Fitzpatrick is the QB of the Titans now. Meanwhile, the Niners start Colin Kaepernick, who was hyped during the preseason as possibly the best QB in the game and the future of the QB position. Well if he is the future, I don’t want to hear anyone singing MY FUTURE’S SO BRIGHT……I GOTTA WEAR SHADES. Because his flaws are glaring now. And Harbaugh apparently isn’t more of a visionary than Steve Jobs like everyone thought. He is just CRAZY. The implosion is coming.

Texans upset Chiefs 23-16. Chief QB Alex Smith won’t throw the ball deep. Why teams aren’t forcing him out of that short passing game is a mystery … meanwhile, in Houston, the armchair analysts say QB Matt Schaub is suffering from a fragile psyche. Here’s my way to repair that psyche. Play better or I’ll bench your ass. Counseling over.

Broncos 73, Colts 23. The Colts owner Jim Irsay dogged Peyton Manning a few days before his team has to face him. Not smart. The worst part is Jim Irsay is a grown man that can’t quit using Twitter like a 13-year old girl. I hate owners who are always in the limelight and begging for credit for the team’s success. Shut up. He is that drunk uncle you don’t want at the family get-togethers. He said basically the Colts got rid of Manning because of going to the playoffs 11 years and only having one ring and losing in the first round all the time and putting up huge stats in the regular season but….once again….only having one ring. And everything he said was right, but he shouldn’t  say it as an owner of the team.

Ravens vs Steelers. Steelers 24 Ravens 16. I don’t fucking know how the Steelers will score 24 points but I can dream, can’t I?? I remember when John Robinson was coach of the Buccaneers and a reporter asked him what he thought about the ‘execution of the offense’ and he said “I am all for it.” My sentiments exactly.

Vikings at the Giants. Oh boy. Freeman vs Manning II. This should be hilarious. An interception derby of sorts. Giants finally win a game, 30-15.

Watching the Texans game last week as they were taping Schaub’s ankle … they should have taped his right arm to his body and his ass to the bench. NOt too long after watching that and the fans cheering because he was hurt, the fans were cheering TJ Yates for replacing Matt Schaub. The fans were still cheering Yates when he threw an awful interception – a pick 6 even. I laughed out loud. If I were Yates I would go to the sidelines and blame that pick 6 on watching his mentor suck for so long. At least make it original.

The Redskins need to realize it is 2013. And so does the NFL. The NFL is so bullet-proof they can escape any blame for the Redskins carrying that name in 2013? Come on. The Skins should just say “the time is right to change the name.” If there was a team walking around named the Baltimore Niggas or the Arizona Wetbacks you can believe that name would be changed immediately.

I am not big on INDIAN CULTURE because I think the casinos and reservations and reparation money they get is screwy, but change the name. No, on second thought, the Redskins should say we will change the name when they quit getting  tax-free casinos and monthly checks from the government.

The Saints had the ball two times against the Pats with about 2.5 minutes left and couldn’t run more than a minute and 13 seconds off the clock. They lost because they gave the ball back to the Pats twice in the last couple of minutes. Everyone raved about their coach and their running game the whole game, but when he needed to run the clock out he stopped the clock continuously with passes in the waning minutes. What a dumbass. That being said, I think they can roll the Broncos. Becaue they do at least play some defense.

Manti Te’o is a non-factor. All the hype about that bum.

Speaking of bums, why do people think Hakeem Nicks is worth trading for?

Colorblind leaders of the NFL: Interception leaders:

Eli Manning with 15 (compared to 9 TDs). During their last game the announcers both said he was headed to the Hall of Fame. To watch his brother get inducted?
Carson Palmer 11. Palmer is a scab. IF you peeled him, pus would flow out.

Government Shutdown. We need to fix our government. These rich bastards battling for power and playing political games with people’s jobs, money and lives. They will do all this s&^% to ‘balance a budget?’ These power plays piss me off. So they furlough people from their jobs and threatened to not pay military people. Then realized they might get hit by Seal Team 6 and said they would pay people in combat and hazardous situations. That’s mighty nice of them. Can you imagine being in Afghanistan fighting to stay alive and avoid IEDs and someone telling you they aren’t paying you? Worse than that is the fact that some death benefits for people dying in the line of duty aren’t being paid? That is the ultimate insult. Fighting for your country, die in the line of duty and your family isn’t being paid. That would make you come back from the grave to mess somebody up.

We need to make sure our fucking votes count and we aren’t voting for people just to make sure minorities have fewer rights, rich people pay fewer taxes and gays can’t get married. The problem with the government is they realize the general public is full of idiots and take advantage of it. I am sick of it. If I hear one more debate about abortion or gay rights …