Own your team … and its failures
Season Ticket holders who should be ashamed of themselves. Like people renting Midget Porn. You people cannot blame the owner, team or coach. They roll out an inferior product year after year because they still make money off of you even when they suck.
Fans of these teams, just slap yourselves and don’t bitch about your teams. Don’t bring signs to the field begging the coach be fired. Don’t wear bags on your heads. YOU ARE THE REASON YOUR TEAM SUCKS. You, buying season tickets and $11 beers and $6 hotdogs and $8 bags of popcorn at the stadium even when the team sucks is why your team will never get better.
To all of you fans of: Bengals, Lions, Browns, Bills, Raiders, Jets, Cowboys, stop buying season tix and overpriced s%$t at the stadium. Wake the f#@k up.
How in the hell did everyone see Belichick as a genius for drafting him in the third round … but not dog him for trading that same player for a 7th round pick … conditional 7th round pick. Why does everything he does escape criticism? How many experts did I hear saying how great Mallett was and how many teams should trade for him and how great a pick it was? Where are all those geniuses now?
I want to see this guy start an NFL game. I have to see it. And I want to see everyone that supported that pick and Belichick’s genius back on TV for a follow-up. But i won’t, because they all have amnesia about what they said. Especially that idiot Ron Jaworski. And why the hell do they talk about John Clayton being the Professor? That guy, looking like the cryptkeeper, is an idiot. They would be better off putting me on TV than these morons.
Wes Welker got suspended for PED use. And of course he went on the offensive about how he never puts anything like that in his body. Blah Blah Blah. He says he tested positive for a Molly and the report is he tested positive for Adderall. He says someone slipped him something while he was at the Kentucky Derby party. Right, Wes. We all believe that. And second hand smoke. And the technician switching samples and the grassy knoll (I acutally believe that one). He is full of it.
Here is my real problem, though. The NFL and the NFLPA have some confidentiality agreement that if a player does test positive, the NFL can’t disclose what it was for. So every lying ass deceitful lackofaccountability asshole player immediately goes on the offensive and says “it was for …” to make himself look better. Knowing the NFL can’t respond and say “that sumbitch is lying, he tested positive for anabolic steroids.”
I think the NFL should call their punkass bluff. Every time a player comes out and says what he tested positive for, that should kill the confidentiality rights so the NFL can respond vigorously. Quit giving these punks an out to whine and lie. I am sick of that s%$t.
Playoff predictions for the NFL: I might as well do it now.
NFC: Seahawks, Packers, Saints and Eagles win divisions.
Wild Cards: Bears and Bucs, Seabitches and Packers get first round bye, Saints beat Bucs, Bears upset Eagles, Hawks beat Bears, Packers beat Saints cuz it’s outside.
NFC Championship Game:
Packers upset Hawks in Seattle. Payback for that bulls%$t Golden Tate reception on MOnday night few years ago. In an odd twist, Golden Tate catches the winning TD after joining the Packers in a midseason trade after the Lions realize he is more mouth than game … .a broke man’s Hines Ward.
AFC: Steelers, Broncos, Pats, Colts win divisions. Wild Cards: Bengals and Chargers. Steelers and Broncos get first round bye, Pats lose to Chargers, Colts beat Bengals so Bengals extend their playoff drought closer to 30 years.
Steelers beat Chargers, Broncos beat Colts.
AFC Championship Game: Steelers pistolwhip Jughead Manning and the Broncos as payback for the Tim Tebow playoff loss debacle. In an odd twist, Ike Taylor (the dummy burned by Demarius BEBE Thomas for the TD in that mess of a game) intercepts two passes (with no f#&king thumbs) and returns both for TDs.
Super Bowl: Steelers vs Packers. I think you can see where this is going, right? Ben Roethlisberger goes 2-20 passing. LeVeon (Method Man) Bell and Legarrette (Smoke A……Redman) Blunt both run for 100 yards. Eddie Lacy leaves the game in the 2nd quarter to get some lotion and never returns. Aaron Rodgers does the discount doublecheck after a first down and Joey Porter runs off the steeler sideline and punches him in his punk ass throat.
Steeler defense dominates and scores 2 Tds in the victory and Dri Archer returns a punt for a TD. Ben gets another garbage Super Bowl credential and a pass for the Hall of Fame. Mike Tomlin still gets accused of riding Bill Cowher’s success to Super Bowl wins because he has hired Joey Porter as assistant coach and brought Brett Keisel.
And People are still stupid.
