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Author: Clouds McCloud

Horrorscopes

  • by Clouds McCloud
  • in Opinion/Editorial
  • — 5 Sep, 2014
Horrorscopes

Virgo: Since Virgos tend to be workaholics, your birthday gift to yourself this year is balance. Make sure you have more fun and relaxation in your life, for those moments[…]

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Horrorscopes

  • by Clouds McCloud
  • in Opinion/Editorial
  • — 22 Aug, 2014
Horrorscopes

Virgo: To celebrate your next birthday in style please do the following: Make a list of things you’re thankful for. Make a list of your top five goals for the[…]

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Horrorscopes

  • by Clouds McCloud
  • in Opinion/Editorial
  • — 9 Aug, 2014
Horrorscopes

Leo: It looks like the Universe is ready to give you whatever you most need to live a whole and happy life. All you’ve got to do is ask, believe,[…]

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Horrorscopes

  • by Clouds McCloud
  • in Opinion/Editorial
  • — 26 Jul, 2014
Horrorscopes

Cancer: When LeBron James made his first decision to dis Cleveland for Miami, The Onion ran the following headline: “James, Bosh, Wade Decide Nickname Will Be: The Three-Headed Sh*tstorm!” Since[…]

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Horrorscopes

  • by Clouds McCloud
  • in Opinion/Editorial
  • — 28 Jun, 2014
Horrorscopes

Cancer: The key words for this next year of your life are: Abundance, Friendship, Acceptance, Commitment and Quality Coitus. To help you make the most out of it, please adopt[…]

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Horrorscopes

  • by Clouds McCloud
  • in Opinion/Editorial
  • — 13 Jun, 2014
Horrorscopes

Gemini: Since your most recent birthday has fallen while we’re in the midst of a great time of change, be sure to embrace any change that comes your way. And[…]

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