Rex Ryan and his band of idiots. I said a long time ago that Ryan’s bravado and idiotic behavior would create a culture inside the Jets organization that would come back to haunt him. Sure enough, he’s got the frat house he wanted. His players and staff have no character.
Ryan claims he didn’t know anything about strength coach Sam Alosi lining guys up to screw with the opposing coverage? Nah. Not buying. The same people who love Ryan now will soon vote him as one of the NFL’s Top 10 Most Embarrassing Head Coaches of all Time.
Giants 24, Eagles 16. Michael Vick lovers are everywhere now. He is one hit away from getting knocked out again. And it is coming, just like your wife’s time of the month. Oh, it’s coming.
Colts 24, Jags 17. Come on. The Jags? Favorites to win the division now? Yeah. And I am gonna quit drinking on New Years Eve.
Saints 30, Ravens 16. The Ravens are starting to leak oil. Did you watch that game against Houston. When the Steelers give up that many points and that many points in the 4th quarter everyone talks about how bad they are, but the Ravens “stepped up” with the OT interception. No. Matt Schaub pulled a Brett Favre. From now on when anyone throws an interception in OT I will just call it a Favrer. The Ravens D was so tired in the second half, you could see them sucking wind. I thought Ray Lewis was going to blow out his girdle.
Steelers 23, Jets 12. The “Super Bowl team” with the enigmatic head coach continues to implode.
Packers 23, Patriots 20. Everyone’s favorite team is now the Patriots. Why? The defense isn’t any good. Sure, the last few games have been okay, but Jet QB Mark Sanchez and Bear QB Jay Cutler have a way of making defenses look good. The same defense gave up 24 points to the Lions with me at QB. 28 to Indy, 26 to the Steelers and 34 to the Browns. Of course, I disown this pick if Packer QB Aaron Rodgers doesn’t play (concussion).
The Jets haven’t scored a TD in 9 quarters. Even Sanchez has said he has lost some confidence. Uh oh. That’s the only thing he had going for him. Time to see the shrink.
The Minnesota Vikings stadium roof collapsed. That is fitting. First because their stadium has a hefty bag for a roof. That’s just ridiculous. They should just cut the doggie bag off the stadium and play outside like big boys. Little brats. Secondly it is fitting because the roof caved in on their season when they brought back Favre. He has thrown 10 TDs and 18 Ints this year, and why? Because they didn’t have Sidney Rice? Yeah, right. Rice’s absence affected Favre’s ability to tell the difference between jersey colors.
Mike Shanahan doesn’t know if he will start Donovan McNabb so the other team will have to prepare for McNabb and Rex Grossman. Hmm. You don’t prepare for Grossman unless you are going to practice running interceptions back for TDs.
The NFL wants an 18 game regular season and player safety. Take a look at the players that went on the IR list just the last week for the season. They are kidding themselves.
A guy on a motorcycle rode into a Vegas casino and stole $1.5 million in chips. But most of it was in $25,000 chips. Stealing those chips is like getting to hit Halle Berry when you are married. Honey, you are going to be pissed off, but I hit that. Can we watch the videotape together?