Horrorscopes
Pisces: To make the most out of this next, exceptionally blessed year of your life, please adopt some of these lines: I) Be thankful for your detractors, they’re the pogo[…]
Pisces: To make the most out of this next, exceptionally blessed year of your life, please adopt some of these lines: I) Be thankful for your detractors, they’re the pogo[…]
Aquarius: On the 19th, we’ll enter the Chinese year of the Sheep, which will be marked by peace and healing. Therefore, your birthday gift to yourself should be to come[…]
Aquarius: Your hero for the week is a 68 year-old seagull named Wisdom. Wisdom is the world’s oldest banded wild bird and she recently returned to Midway Atoll National Wildlife[…]
Capricorn: Earlier this week, a time capsule filled by Samuel Adams and fellow Cap, Paul Revere. Buried in 1795, it contained coins, newspapers and an engraved silver plate. Therefore, in[…]
Capricorn: The Stars are reporting that 2015 will be a year for you to relax–-something Caps always need to work on—and enjoy your life more. If you’re looking for better[…]
`Tis once again that wonderful season to eat, drink and berry me, to decorate trees and drink spiked eggnog, to give gifts that show how much we care and what[…]
